sick retard in the sofa

- sick retard in the sofa, with pink fingernails.-

Sick as a dog, dying in pain. Many tears and sweat, but we're almost through. It was a night from hell. I'm particularly tired from the effort of having cramps all day, sounds weird huh! It's been a long time that I've had colics, oh and thanks to the stupid chicken that gave me food poisoning as well. I think I have bad karma or just too much stress. I had a lot of things to do but unfortunately I lay fettered in my coach, partly dying of hunger, and nausea. I have watched already three films and looked new episodes of "Weeds". I must tell ya, that they are very confusing if you haven't seen two seasons. And now I'm watching 'I love you man' it's no that good but keeps my mind of my fucking stomach ache. It's KILLING MEEE AAARRGGHH ...

When I feel like this, I always wish that they would just sedate me untill the whole fucking thing is over, for when you have colics you just have to sit it true. Pffff I wanted my daddy, and ow yeah almost forgot my dad came and got me because I was sick. But still I'm home alone now and that's no fun.

I'm going back to sleep, so see you guys in a while.